I’m not even sure if what I’m ranting about is even called Acrylics. Anyway.

To be honest, I have always hated fake nails. They make me form an idea or perspective of a person. To me, when I see any girl with any type of fake nails, I immediately portray them as someone with a very laid back life. Someone who… does not know how to use the washing machine – let alone turn it on, know how to get down and greasy with any type of house work or outdoor work or ANY work at that!

I’ll admit I’m quite a bitch when it comes to my own housework or outdoor work – I like things to be cleaned properly or don’t do it at all. Okay, I still get told off by my mum when I do these things, but I’m efficient.

Anyway. Acrylic nails.

Some are nice. I’ll admit. They are nice and they look real. Although. If you’re worried about damaging them…. I’d imagine you’d do some slacking off in doing chores.

Okay. I am not some person who is into the whole history 1950s stuff where women should be in the kitchen. Everyone should at least help around the house, is all I’m saying. And when I see huge square and evidently fake manicures… its like… What the fuck? They look gross! Why do it if they don’t look real? Is it because nail polish ruins your nails? Girl, I’m sure the glue equally does some damage.

 

I was on the train, and a girl had these huge square french manicure nails (I fail at these jargon) and typing away on her Iphone. She looked so silly. I’m sure guys (who don’t have a fake nail fetish or whatnot) would absolutely not think they look nice at all. If your girl friends say its nice… theyre lying. You cant even find any photos on the web with these types of nails that I’m talking about! …Either that or I don’t know what to type into google…

For example…

I don’t know how your thumbs look like, but putting these on (I’m pretty sure these are done at the actual nail salon for it to look this weird), you get these abnormal bulge on ur nail… HOWEVER. Imagine this bulge… but fatter. I see HEAPS and countless or women have these types of bulge on EVERY. SINGLE. NAIL. They look abnormal, weird and cheap… fake… and well… weird. Say cheap – but it probably cost at least 30$ to get them done.

 

These annoy the hell outta me. WHY WOULD YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF?! Get them stick on ones! They don’t last as long, but at least they don’t make you look like some kind of drag queen that epically failed at applying fake nails and instead layered them… And theyre square and long… How annoying.

 

My sister gets them done sometimes… I find it weird. She never does any house work when she gets them… scratch that. she does LESS housework than she normally does (which is usually nothing anyway) but … omg. Looking at her grab things looks so annoying! She says the nails aren’t in her way but… urgh.

 

Is it just me that feels this way? That bulge and squareness of it pisses me off. Sometimes I just want to ask the person, WTF? But I can’t cos they’ll probably be able to poke out my eyes with their nails…

 

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