so, last night was my uni black party cruise.

THERE WERE SO MANY ASIANS!

Asians : non asians was… 5:1 or something. not even! lets go 10:1 !! LOL

i was expecting cute guys, blah blah blah. there were a few AVERAGE and ABOVE AVERAGE guys there, but none tickled my fancy enough to make em eye candy or ANYTHING for that matter that night. Fuck, i was so disappointed. and even if i did find someone cute, itd be hard to point him out. its like this one point where i spotted this guy i’ve never met or seen in read life but i had a crush on him in like… year 8? *shrugs* so, the convo went like this.

Me: “Oh my god! That’s the guy i used to like!”

Friend: “Who? Which one?”

Me: “The asian guy in white stripped shirt, tie and black pants!” Pauses and looked around. “Fuck, all the guys there are wearing the same shit!”

Friend: * literally laughed her ass off*

but seriously, all the guys looked alike.

• Majority were asian
• not many of them had specific BAM! hairdos to tell them apart
• they all wore black pants
• they all wore white business shirts… well, not all, but MOST of them
• they wore ties. red, white, black.
• they didnt really vary in height either

At one point whilst squeezing through the crowd, someone slapped my ass, and cos my friend was pulling me from the front, i didnt get a chance to look back to see who it was… and for my friend, she kept having random guys grab her hand. LOL. and we were walking holding hands and a guy caught in between us. his friend thought we were hitting on him, and eyed us for a bit. LMAO.

so yeah… We danced. We rocked with the boat. We complained about our feet hurting. We complained about the heat. And we complained about the music. That was my night.

After that. Fuck, it was a mission to get my friend home. My dad went back and forth up canley vale road to and back from the station to save her ass.

OH! THAT REMINDS ME! A fucking bitch of a guy grabbed my camera off my friend and DROPPED IT! Fucking cunt! im so not over it! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. fucking dick.

anywho, i’ll finish up with some photos. To see more, add me on facebook… hahah, have fun searching through Sallys.

Mwah!