guess what?

My birthday is this Sunday! What am i doing, you ask? Ha ha.

i dont think im doing anything.

See, im very bad at planning. mmhm… well, either im bad or just lazy… Lets go with both xD. And by taking into consideration where all my friends live, I dunno what to do. I want to ice skate, but i dunno where and generally its all too far and c0mplicated to get to. i want to go on a picnic, but i dunno WHERE but centennial park and im sure everyone will get lost trying to get there… and really, taking the train is enough. i dont wanna take the bus as well. Beach? Who knows with the weather these days. Pshhh. Movies? everyone is busy, fuck yas.

Anyway…

i should be in my biocomplexity lecture right now, but i seriously cannot be bothered… ha ha. i woke up early to use the university’s internet. Now thats lame.

I’ve been on ebay for the past week, browzing for country road bags and just duffle bags in general. The red country road bag reminds me of my sister’s couch, lol.

but i guess it could be just the lighting?

There were a couple of bags that i found appealing which included a pink Lonsdale duffle bag, only that i cant show u guys because i already deleted it from my Watch List. It ended @ $70 i think. Postage was $16. I just want a country road bag. I dont really care what colour it is… Theres a few on ebay, but theres a couple of days left. Theyre resting on $45 each or something with $11 postage or so. Ppl has already bidded so… ha, dont think I’ll continue it. Cant afford em. I can buy two bags for the price of one country road bag.

Like these bags. Okay, I’m going to share the bags i fancy on ebay

Canvas Tote bags

Zara Handbag

Country Road handbag

I think im gona buy a $10 red/grey Roxy tote duffle bag. Theres quite a number on ebay. Apparently RRP for $50, and they gave em out for free with the Dolly mag. From the pics, it doesnt look too crash hot. The blue looks better, but meh. Its a bag. Not  a fan of surf brands but Im sure itd come in handy when i want to go beach and not want sand in my other bags…

um, Ebay wouldnt let me take the bigger picture… but thats basically it.

My head is starting to hurt. I dont think playing DS on the train was a good idea…

Once upon a time…

There was a girl who only got sick during summer and was free from coughing and sneezing during winter. However, when she does get sick, it’d be really bad. A few days ago, on Tuesday in fact, she woke up with a fever. It wasn’t THAT bad because she could still move. She really wanted to stay home, but couldn’t because she had a practical at university. She didn’t eat anything that morning and left for university. When she arrived, she found her friends doing their Human Anatomy Quiz on the internet. She sat down with them and they’d tell her that she looked like shit and really sick. The girl nodded, agreeing because she felt like shit. During the practical, she stayed in her seat whilst her friend played with a stethoscope and a blood pressure tester thingy. The girl went home after that practical despite having a lecture two hours later. She had to go home. She felt really bad at this time. During the practical, she was cold even though the weather was quite warm. Her legs were sore and also her ribs for some reason.

On the train, she fell asleep. And then when she arrived in Granville, she got up to allow two elderly people sit. The girl leaned against a wall, putting her hands into her pockets because it was cold – the train was packed and no doubt if she wasn’t sick with a fever, she’d feel the heat. Feeling tired, she closed her eyes with a plan to open them after a few seconds.

“Are you okay? Wake up.” She heard someone say to her. The girl opened her eyes to find herself on the floor of the train with people surrounding her. Why the hell am i sleeping on the floor? She asked herself, confused. She suddenly felt really hot. They passengers on the train urged her to sit down and the man beside her too out a piece of paper and fanned her. The girl took off her jacket and sighed with pain. Her entire body hurt, but she didnt feel the fall.

“You fainted.” The man beside her informed. The girl tells him that she has a fever.  “It was at least 30 seconds and that’s pretty long.” The girl was amazed that she fainted. Surprised in fact. And then she looked in front of her, and realised she couldn’t see properly. All she could see was bright light. She could barely make out the outlines of the people sitting in front of her. The train driver announces that they arrive at Guildford. The girl still couldn’t see. She breathed heavily and her head felt like a rock. Her body ached and sweated and she had a throbbing headache. “Do you have a ride home?”

“No.” The girl replied and chuckles. “I’m driving home.” The man is unsure what to say, but tells her to go to the doctors because she had fainted. The train arrives at Yennora and the girl finds that she was still holding onto her glasses. She puts it on, and the light slowly fades. She regains her vision and she sighed with relief.

And that was my Tuesday. I fainted for the first time. Went to the emergency place @ livo hospital for the first time on the same day. Blame it all on my tonsils as usual. I skipped a practical the next day because i still had a fever. My friends helped me do my anatomy quiz for me and i got 15/20. Thanks guys <3. I had a needle on my ass to help me get better. On thursday i still feel like shit, but the fever is gone. instead i have a sore throat. On friday i cough like a crazy bitch and still do until today. It’s sometimes mucus-y, but majority of the time is dry.

I’ve got a chem mid semester exam tomorrow. Hopefully i’ll pass this time. I mean, I GOTTA PASS. It’s insane if i don’t.

I won something off ebay since last week. Stupid ebay person won’t send me his bank details. So angry.

Hope everyone is well. Happy and healthy. That’s the way to go. I’m happy but fucked, so that’s sad.

I’ve got another exam next week monday, two reports to write and an assignment due. OH GOODIE!

Im a fail blogger

i fail my blog.

i fail my uni course.

i fail life.

okay, now after that depressing part is over, how is everyone?!

im extremely tired because its 11.30pm at the moment. i spent the day watching True Blood (<3 Bill aka Stephen Moyer) and doing my physics communication assignment that ive already completed. Yay me. Now i have to complete a 5 page report on my ecosystem for biocomplexity and then start studying for chem… or maybe study chem b4 my report…

YES. i am repeating chemistry. did i tell u guys that? it sucks ass. especially now that i want to give up science and move onto property stuff… sigh.

i just completed one of my stories! 245 pages in 3 months! Of course, i lagged it because me and my friend are typing a story together. Its generally about us and our friends with powers @ uni. Seeing how our univeristy is “university of technology, Sydney” our story has changed technology to ‘talent’ which is also known as magic/power whatever u want. I guess its somewhat like heroes and xman…

im sleepy. i want to put photos up or something but im really tired.

and my back is straining muscles because my laptop is on my bed and im lying down… – my laptop is on my pillow so my arms are straining upwards…

okay, i’ll blog tomorrow and add something exciting. okay? no. dont glare at me like that.

i is checked out movies

so, on yourmovies.com.au, i checked out the movies that will be coming out this year and next. Ive looked up their trailers on Youtube. Sadly, Daybreakers – a vamp movie – isnt coming out in Cinemas in Aus. i guess that means downloading time?

So, the movies in Aus (and the actors that will give the movie an extra plus? According to me, anyway…) are:
Drag me to hell
G.I Joe – Channing Tatum
New Moon- Robert Pattinson
Jennifer’s body- Megan Fox
Zombieland
Aliens in the Attic/They came from upstairs
Salt – Angelina Jolie
G-Force
The Final Destination
The Kung Fu Kid – Jackie Chan + Jaden Smith
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore

and yeah, thats all that i saw that caught my eyes of course, a few of the ones i listed arent on youtube yet… like Salt.

i want to watch daybreakers though…and i wanted to watch Halloween as well… tsk.

i just eated durian :)

And then thought i’d look up durians after mum was going on about Capsium having a lot of vitamins and shit. i went searching for pictures after scanning through info.

Durians = STINK LIKE SHIT

And apparently so much that signs have to be put up.

as ive read. LOL. they originate from Indonedia/Malaysia? And clicking images on Google, i came across this… odd looking durian.

So, with a few more clicks of random things, i come across… a VERY humurous finding.

Durian flav condoms anyone? No?

What about….

There are so many odd flav condoms ive found on the site after looking up Durians. ROFL.

allow me to humor you.

I wonder if there’s an alcohol percentage on these?

Ice cream, Green Tea and ORIGINAL!

Healthy

Hello Kitty wrapped condoms! imagine seeing your bf whip these outta his pocket/wallet/draws!

Theres apparently Pandan and sweetcorn Flav condoms in China

Yep. Thats all for my condom rant!

“NoOOoO!! Not my Pee Pee!!”

Introducing….HARRY POTTER.

And the half blood prince.

So, i watched the movie @ George St Cinemas in the city. My friend and i planned to watched the 1.10 session, arriving at 12.30. The tickets for the 1.10 for VMAX, Gold class and normal were sold out. FML. There was another session at 2.50 for VMAX – it was “limited” …it didn’t say limited, but it was something along those lines… cos i forgot… but yes. So, my friend and i bought tickets to the 2.50 session with 2 hours to spare.

So what did we do to kill time?

We went Norita to play games.

And from those games, i built a castle

So back to Harry Potter. What did i think of it? Well, personally…I’m not a big fan of HP and the only reason why i went to watch it in the cinemas ON THE FIRST DAY IT WAS OUT was to get out of the house…

The good:

• The movie was definately funnier than the others
• Draco cries
• We see Dumbdumb go mad and conjure a huge fire
• There was cute romance… funny romance and wtf romance
• Tom Riddle as a teen was sleek and… charming? Not the right word…his face was smooth. lol!
• It was emotional. *Tear*.

The bad:

• Sat too close to the movie screen and was blinded by a kiss
• i was confused. a lot of the time.
• If you’ve never read the book (or didnt read it properly like me), youre going to be asking your friend next to you who’s this person or what’s happening
• You gotta listen well to what they’re saying – or you’ll be like huh? – like me

I generally see this film as a good goer if youre a HP fan. To me… well, its just another film. I mean, if i walk into a room and someone was watching it, i’d watch it and keep going back to watch it if its still on. But i wouldnt put it on to watch myself. The movie was good. There was action… but there was no Voldermort in it. Not his scary face anyway. Shockerr. OH! and it just occured to me that those two guys that hangs around Draco arent in it either.

You cant expect the unexpected. It follows the book… i think. Well, im sure the ending does

Oh. I got my Final results back.

I failed Chemistry 1.

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i learnt something new :)

i learnt that… those trunks men wear that has a pocket looking thing there… is not a pocket.

I asked Male #1 whether or not he actually puts things into the pocket while we looked at the variety of underwear. he looked at me funny and says…

“They arent pockets.” he said. i stared at him blankly. “Its where guys pull their dicks out and yeah.”

“Are you serious?!” i shrieked. i pulled open the pocket to find a hole and laughed. So fascinated by it, every underwear i walked passed that had the pocket looking thing, i opened it to see if there was a hole. LMAO.

I was so freaking, amazed.

And lame.

Hahahah. Love these boxers. So creative xD

And then we headed to Toys R us, and  saw a wall dedicated to Transformers.

Erm, i want these on my wall too… but it wont fit…

Target was our next destination. i found a pony that had its heart pulled out of it.

and then found Transformers walky talkies! i WANTED THEM SO BADLY! so bad i had a dream about them… and… my friendand i were using them at uni… LMAO

Its fifty bux, so its gotta work right? lol

We then went Big W. We’re big window shoppers

I want this. i dont care what you think. i was raised on these series of My little pony and it beats the new 3Dish series anyday!

ooOoo, green!

omg, this styling wax smelt soooooooo delish! it really smelt like toffee! i put some in my hair and i smelt like toffee. orgasmic scent.

Autobots, ROLL OUT!!

And so, i have watched transformers. my rating?

KA BOOM! A FUCKING 9.5/10!

The action was awesome. There was comedy – a bonus! The only thing that got me wtf-ing was the part where there was 100000000000000 Decepticons and like… 20 autobots, lol. I was one out of the many that didnt walk out of the cinema room saying “Megan Fox is so hot/sexy/blah blah”

im not retarded. you are.

Have you aussies in syd seen the Toys R Us catalogues?! Did you see the limited ed gold optimus prime that you can win?! OMG. i want it! Its so cool! i also want the Bumblebee action figure thats like… $100. lol

From this, to this 

Gah! How awesome!

and…grr, i cant find the limited ed one on the net i just want the action figures. they look cool. oh, i want street fighter ones too!!! LOL

umm… ive become a Lexus freak

seriously. i have. for the past hour and a half, ive been browzing the net for lexus cars. i went through:
lexus.com.au
lexus.com
prestigenewcars.com.au
tradingpost.com.au

i know the approx prices for the models now – new models- im not up to the point where i know which models has what though… i’ll get there… cos im a freak. and i’ll know that the acronyms mean… cos im clueless right now.
oh, check this out. i was browzing the trading post and laughed. she missed a zero. if any dumb ppl saw it, theyd call and say I’LL TAKE IT!

Price for 2006  Lexus IS250 that done 23,970 km?

$2,006!

What a bargain. LMAO

OOOHH LA LA! GO BLACK AND WAVEEE

so, last night was my uni black party cruise.

THERE WERE SO MANY ASIANS!

Asians : non asians was… 5:1 or something. not even! lets go 10:1 !! LOL

i was expecting cute guys, blah blah blah. there were a few AVERAGE and ABOVE AVERAGE guys there, but none tickled my fancy enough to make em eye candy or ANYTHING for that matter that night. Fuck, i was so disappointed. and even if i did find someone cute, itd be hard to point him out. its like this one point where i spotted this guy i’ve never met or seen in read life but i had a crush on him in like… year 8? *shrugs* so, the convo went like this.

Me: “Oh my god! That’s the guy i used to like!”

Friend: “Who? Which one?”

Me: “The asian guy in white stripped shirt, tie and black pants!” Pauses and looked around. “Fuck, all the guys there are wearing the same shit!”

Friend: * literally laughed her ass off*

but seriously, all the guys looked alike.

• Majority were asian
• not many of them had specific BAM! hairdos to tell them apart
• they all wore black pants
• they all wore white business shirts… well, not all, but MOST of them
• they wore ties. red, white, black.
• they didnt really vary in height either

At one point whilst squeezing through the crowd, someone slapped my ass, and cos my friend was pulling me from the front, i didnt get a chance to look back to see who it was… and for my friend, she kept having random guys grab her hand. LOL. and we were walking holding hands and a guy caught in between us. his friend thought we were hitting on him, and eyed us for a bit. LMAO.

so yeah… We danced. We rocked with the boat. We complained about our feet hurting. We complained about the heat. And we complained about the music. That was my night.

After that. Fuck, it was a mission to get my friend home. My dad went back and forth up canley vale road to and back from the station to save her ass.

OH! THAT REMINDS ME! A fucking bitch of a guy grabbed my camera off my friend and DROPPED IT! Fucking cunt! im so not over it! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. fucking dick.

anywho, i’ll finish up with some photos. To see more, add me on facebook… hahah, have fun searching through Sallys.

Mwah!